Monday, January 30, 2012

Pagi tadi sireyes ngantuk gila..  Dan yang aku pelik, sejak 2 hari lepas mesti aku tido dgn lena gilaSlalu tak lena sangat sbb takat bunyi sikit je aku dah terjaga pastu tak leh sambung tido balik tapi kali ni mmg tido terbongkang habisAnd finally aku jumpa position tido paling best.
*In position: tido meniarap*
Kak ayu: *tetibe* Y, apesal ko tido macam tu?  
Aku: nape? Tak leh ke?
Kak Ayu: ko tak takut kena hempap?
Aku: akak, jgn main-main dowh..siyes arr..
Kak Ayu: Ya Allah, sumpah..cara tido cam tu setan suka..
Aku: babi. Patut la mcm sedap semacam je aku landing.
*terus aku tukar position*
Tapi Alhamdulillah sedap tido..lena sangat but bila alarm dia talipon berbunyi maka keluar lah raksasa ganas utk mandi manda di bilik air.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Sumpah bosan. Terima kasih raido kerana memberikan saya idea menjawab soalan.

1.        Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-‘’Why Men Marry Bitches’’ line 4: (Slap yourself before I do it for you).  If you use sex to catch

2.       Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

-A wall.

3.       Before you started this survey, what were you doing?


4.      What is the last thing you watched on TV?

-I really don’t remember..

5.       Without looking, guess what time it is

-11 am

6.      Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

-11.17 am

7.      With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

-The ceiling fan

8.       When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

-Yesterday noon.  I was hunting out for food.

9.       Did you dream last night?
-My classmates having this gay relationship. (worst nightmare ever)

10.    Do you remember your dreams?
-Some of them. 

11.      When did you last laugh?

-Just now

12.    Do you remember why / at what?


13.    What is on the walls of the room you are in?

-Lots and lots of drawings and paper stick man.
14.    Seen anything weird lately?


15.    What do you think of this quiz?

-too loooongggg..

16.    What is the last film you saw?

-Athena: The Goddess Of War.

17.    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

-Anywhere without those fucking stupid annoying attention seeker.

18.     If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?


19.    Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

-Well I don’t know because most of them know bout me.

20.   If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

-Save my dearest black cat life.

21.    Do you like to dance?

-Yeaaaaah!!! *staying alive staying alive..ah ah ah ah*

22.   Would you ever consider living abroad?


23.   Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

-Yes. Harm A Ruin (converted from real name, Nur Amirah)

24.  Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

-My friend

25.   What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

-Gothic fonts.

26.  Last time you swam in a pool?

-A few years back

27.  Type of music you like most?

-Heavy metal, death metal

28.   Type of music you dislike most?


29.   Are you listening to music right now?


30.   What color is your bedroom carpet?

-Does rubber mat counts? Ok blue

31.    If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

-Convert it into Addam’s Family mansion.

32.   What was the last thing you bought?


33.   Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?


34.  Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

-Fucking hell no!!!

35.   Do you have a garden?


36.  Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?


37.  What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

-What does my hair looks like?

38.   If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

-Zacky Vengeance

39.   Who sent the last text message you received?

-My mom

40.  Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

-Any goth store I think.

41.    What time is bed time?


42.  Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?


43.  How many tattoos do you have?


44.  If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

-Temporary ones.

45.  What did you do for your last birthday?

-Stay in my room.  All alone.. -.-‘’

46.  Do you carry a donor card?


47.  Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

-My roomies

48.   Is the glass half empty or half full?

-Half full

49.  What's the farthest-away place you've been?

-anywhere but home.

50.   When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?


51.    Have you ever won a trophy?


52.   Are you a good cook?

-I think so..Masterchef bukan mainan *buat gaya chef*

53.   Do you know how to pump your own gas?


54.  If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?

-That guy.

55.   Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?

-For 11 fucking years

56.  Do you touch-type?

-huh? I don’t think so.

57.  What's under your bed?

-Lots of shoes.

58.   Do you believe in love at first sight?

-Ye kot..

59.   Think fast, what do you like right now?


60.  Where were you on Valentine's day?

-I my room.  All alone again. I don’t celebrate V-day

61.    What time do you get up?

-10 am

62.  What was the name of your first pet?

-Can’t remember

63.  Who is the second to last person to call you?

-My mom

64.  Is there anything going on this weekend?

65.  How are you feeling right now?


66.  What do you think about the most?

-My grades and future husband. Hahah!!!

67.  What time do you get up in the morning?

-Earliest, 7.00am Latest, 12 noon

68.   If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

-0.5 seconds

69.  Who would you tell first?


70.  What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
-Sherlock Holmes 2

71.    Do you sing in the shower?


72.  Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

-Why do you have to ask me again?

73.  What do you do most when you are bored?


74.  What do you do for a living?
-Eat Eat Eat.!!!

75.  Do you love your job?

-Eating if fun!

76.  What did you want to be when you grew up?

-I don’t know.

77.  If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

78.   Which came first the chicken or the egg?

-I don’t care.  Seriously!

79.  How many keys on your key ring?

-3, 4, 5 ?

80.   Where would you retire to?

-My lovely home

81.     What kind of car do you drive?

-Granpa’s car

82.   What are your best physical features?

-My eyes

83.   What are your best characteristics?


84.   If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?


85.   What kind of books do you like to read?

-Self-help, humour, anything except the long, small fucking fonts novel.

86.   Where would you want to retire to?

-Stop asking me the same question dude!

87.   What is your favorite time of the day?


88.    Where did you grow up?

-My hometown

89.   How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

-Far enough

90.   What are you reading now?

-These questions

91.    Are you a morning person or a night owl?

-Night owl

92.   Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

-Nope..major epic fail

93.   Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?


94.  Do you have pets?


95.   How many rings before you answer the phone?

-Half of the song (Frozen by Within Temptation)

96.  What is your best childhood memory?

-I don’t know

97.  What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?

-Minor translator, exam attendant, vided editor etc…

98.   Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?

-No. but still thinking.

99.   What is most important in life?


100.What Inspires You?
-Barney Stinson.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Bapak arkh dia dpt bilik sorg je..

Ingat lagi cik marimar?? Ala, kucing gemok bau masam yang suka lepak bilik gua tuh.  Tapi dia bukan roomate gua lagi..  Dia sudah blah ke bilik lain.  Asyik tido lepak tido lepak dlm bilik tu je.  Tak mau jenguk2 gua lagi.  Cis, sunyi gua ok.  Tapi ape mau buat, bila dah jadi mak buah kepada 4 ekor anak kucing, mestilah gua terabai.  Marimar dah tak cari pasal ngan gua lagi sbb terpaksa jaga baby-baby dia yg baru umor 1 hari.

Pagi semalam, dgn muka serabai gua keluar pagi toilet.  Pastu bila gua nak masuk bilik balik, tetiba marimar meow meow meow memekak kat gua.  Gua tanya apehal? Dia meeeow je lagi.  Gua tak paham ape kes ngan dia tapi gua saspek dia nak terberanak.  Gua cek bontot (dia punya, bukan gua), tak de ape pulak.  Ok biarkan dia melalak puas-puas sampai lebam.  Gua terus masuk bilik.  Pintu tutup rapat2, ye la kot-kot gua dah tak nak tambah 3-4 ekor roommate baru.  

Tengah hari tu lepas gua beli makan, gua dgr kakak senior bising, dia cakap baby dah keluar.


Tetiba gua eksited padahal gua tau beberapa minggu lagi mesti ramai budak kecik berbulu dan berkaki empat akan sentiasa buat gua berbulu.  Bau berak tetiba terawangan kat batang hidung gua.  Ahhh sudaaah!!!  Tapi lama lagi, jadi abaikan dulu bau taik.  Gua ngan kakak2 gua pegi melawat.  Muka marimar macam nak maki gua.  Ok gua terus blah.

Baby kaler putih bintik hitam (mcm pernah ku lihat kaler bulu itu).  Jadi sekarang gua dah tau jantan durjana mana yang telah merogol cik marimar tuh, dan beliau sudahpun menerima akibat ditangkap oleh brade-brader pest control.  Kaaaaaah kaaaaaaah!!!!

Sekarang marimar, sudah ada bilik sendiri. Utk dia SEKOR je ok!!  Anak-anak dia, dalam laci almari pon boleh simpan.  Cis! 

Jadi sekarang bila nak cari marimar utk ajak makan, dorg akan jawab;

''Cuba cari kat bilik dia..''


Going crazy


Nak gila meroyan aku buat marketing report ni!!! 


Friday, January 27, 2012

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.- Robertson Davies

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