Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Not really unboxing preloved Tamagotchi Friends

Reminiscing childhood again.  Remember my Nintendo3dsxl story?  No?  Oh well go on read it now.  Fyi, I still remember my first gameboy system was a Gameboy Advance.  Considering the price at that time it was quite expensive and not convincing to get me a RM400 worth of gaming system (I was in elementary school at that time).  But I had the best granpa ever.  If I'm not mistaken, we had a deal that I had to do good in my exam and I did it.  Best memories stays forever, RIP.

Yasss once again I'm old and finally getting myself a real original Tamagotchi.  

B*tch I'm shook!

Have you ever went through a situation that you want something so bad that you actually gave up and forget about it.  Then something triggers you to pulled out a tiny memory of that thing from your brain, and you're like "b*itch, screw your wedding money!"

Yas!!! That's what I had because I'm old and sad.

Also I'm giving you the excitement of unboxing a used and functional Tama.  Seriously I've been looking for a Tamagotchi since forever.  Forever meant to be when I can afford it myself.  I did asked my mom to get it from Japan but wtf it was sold out there.  The product from Japan got sold out in Japan, how many did they produce tho? Ten?  So once, again I was left broken by a toy and literally forgot about it.

Then granpa passed away and his passing triggered me to spend on something that I wanted just to get myself happy again.  Something I need to get that is similar to granpa, something that eat, sleep, shit, sleep again and eat.  I might get a special place in hell for saying that but b*tch I have a Tamagotchi b*tch! And you don't!

I went out for a hunt in Toys R Us Sunway Pyramid but I can't find any.  Wtf does kids these days playing with?  Seriously I remembered in my time, it was dope!  Literally dope, not just because I had the mind of a child (I still do) but it was dope af!  So next, I went for hunting in carousell app.  Thank God I found a few weird people like me that are selling sealed and used Tamas.  I picked a seller and she offered the best price for me (half the price of a new sealed Tama).

Btw, I have no idea what this thing can do and f*ck I don't know which version it is tho but I'm gonna unbox it for the excitement!!!!  The seller sent it on Mondays and I received it yesterday so yeah I'm still a Tama virgin.


 Box porno.

 Planner addict moment.  That cute sticky flag oh my God!!!

 Finally the face of my new (used) baby.  Don't event start on the color, I hate it but I had no choice -.-

 I'm gonna cry!!!
I'm 24, have a full talent of spending money and acting like a child.

Uhhh the fat-ness.  I can't stop touching it. 
The Fat Tama Grip!



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Saturday, April 8, 2017

When the courier service gives you lemon...

I received this broken earring from my seller and managed to get a replacement pair on this one.  Broken but never forgotten accept for the international courier service though.

But it's good for me since I can keep this one for myself.

Why courier why?!!!!

I summoned the DIY spirits in me and began the surgery.

Seriously an unborn child could DIY this.  I cut off the other needle (wait what do you call the pointy thing?) and shave off the bumpy area with a toll that I can't even think of the name right now.  

I also bought this flat earstud base from Lovisa because I can't find any other store that sell a cheap version of this.  

Hot glue gun both gemstones and yassss I just saved a new pair of earrings.  
Had to use the packaging to see how expensive this piece of broken shit can be lol!!!! 

B*tch fab!


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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Lazy Blogger's Beauty Bin 2017

I'm back this time with a Beauty Bin post.  I always consider myself as a beauty product hoarder because I think I will use them till the end.  But I never did -.-  so I ended up keeping them for no reason and tell myself I'm gonna need it although never touching it again.

I did some cleaning up though.  Why?  Because I want to buy more stuff.  A legend once told, if you want to add up new stuff in your room, get rid of the old fugly one.  The legend was never real but I did threw out a few shit I found lying around for no reason in my bat cave.

I'll take them to you one by one.  We shall start with this one.

I have no idea I had this -.- and it's 75% empty.  WTF?  When I found this liquid makeup remover again after months of not knowing it exist, I know it had to go.  So I pour out all the leftover liquid inside and soak my dirty brushes with it.  Cheers for clean brushes!

But I'm never buying this again.  It's a good product to soak brushes with but for my face, I had to use a lot of the liquid and shit is not cheap tho.  

Yasss these!  I'm literally a compact powder destroyer because I broke them all the time.  I can't even recall when did I never threw away a compact without the insides getting broken and powder fell out everywhere I could imagine.  Maybelline make good compacts but now I have a new favorite.  F*cking Garnier!

Hahaha this one...
This is actually a sample product I got from Sephora and I never liked it.  It just doesn't go with my skin type but I use them a lot when I'm MUA on the job.  I did great for perfect cover up makeup tho.  Had it for a long time and finally get rid of it because of the smell.  Expired and yuck!

Bitch, I'm cheap af!!!
I was also a CC cream sample I got from Sephora and it was amazing.  Full size bottle cost around RM300++ expensive for me and I'm never buying one.  

The old times when I was not a holosexual...
Remember that time when OPI was the dopest brand?  I still do because I've been keeping this Limited Edition small packed Mariah Carey Liquid Sand collection for years.  Used them only a few times but never liking 'em.  I messed up maybe because I haven't been sniffing any holo glitter at that time.

The times when I've converted to be a holosexual, then I ruined it...
It was tragic...
Hats down for this fallen holo glitter nail polish...  

I felt like I've committed a murder and this sin shall never be forgiven by the HoloGods.  Wanna know what happened?  My genius ass brain told myself if I pour in the Sally Hansen nail polish remover, this thickened polish will thin a bit and I can continue doing my nails.  But the remover was strong that it makes the glitter bleached out its sparkle and made the polish turned cloudy.  

I.....I just can't...forgive me!

Holy f*ck I got molded!
Sleek blush by 3 is my forever favorite blush palette.   The pigmentation and texture is never a disappointment.  I even have nothing against this blush and also use it as eyeshadow sometimes when I need my eyes to glow red.

Then this happened... 

It got attacked by mold.  Don't even ask me how it happened because I have no idea and yes I kept all my makeup in a good suitable condition.  Too bad that this color is unique and hard to find also not many sellers in my country take online orders for this brand. 

This is one of the true cause of suicide.
Oh my God--he's got my Cadillac Red lipstick! It's discontinued!! I want that creep to fry!

Tuesday, April 4, 2017


On the morning of 1st April, I've lost my beloved grandfather.  It is truly heartbreaking and I wish I could tell all of the best memories with him but I'd rather save it in my mind.  He will always be my hero since he was with me when I was a child.  The best father figure that anyone could have. 

Thank you for everything Atok.

May God bless his soul and grant him in a special place in Jannah.


Monday, February 27, 2017

Review Rates | The cerewetness begins :D

You guys must be pissed off at me for not having the time to upload the review rate as promised it was suppose to be uploaded on Saturday.  I'm truly sorry, the preparation of my online store was unexpectedly hectic although I only sit on my ber preparing sh*it but it was so tiring as f*ck!

Anyways, here you go.  This is the rates I'm offering anyone who's interested to be a part of this blog.  Please send us an email to for further enquiries.  Image below is the documented rate of charges per entry.  

"Starting from the year 2017, this blog will be available for marketing services based on my experiences of writing in this blog for more that 8 years. Also note that every reviews, medias, and spreads to be publish in this blog will pertain a certain sum of charges and the review shall be available in my blog permanently unless stated to be removed by the owner."

I truly appreciate your love and support!

Don't forget to visit my online store or instagram and official website.  Yes we are now SSM registered wokeyyyy 😂😂😂


Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Busy bee

Hi everyone!  Just a short update.  I'm very happy to announce that this blog will have an affiliate online store and will be launched soon.  Still preparing for a few bits and bots hopefully I can launch it by next weekend.  I'm so excited you guys and as the online store goes live, I will upload the rates and quotations for the paid review service in google docs.  Not to worry, I won't give you any hassle, all links will be in this blog and the online store.

Like i said before, hopefully will launch it by next weekend.  My day desk job is also keeping me occupied so i really wish i got enough energy to prepare all of this within a week or so.



Sunday, February 5, 2017

EP Review | Frost and Revenge - 3 Years in Vain

Holo everyone, I'm back again with a review for the band Frost and Revenge with their new EP that was released on December 2016.  First and foremost, I would like to congratulate them for successfully completing their EP and good God I get to review it on my blog HAHA!!!

Source: Google

Apparently I’m writing this in my office since I have a lot of free time for being very competent with my day job report and only this could help me to stay awake for the next 6 hours of boredom.  

A gentle reminder for you guys, I've already listened to their EP for several rounds so everything I say might not being agreed by some of you but b*tch I'm real and not under the influence of a strong sinus-allergy medicine. 

Disclaimer: Please note that I’m doing this on a VERY VERY PROFESSIONAL basis. Every comments and critics are based on what people want to listen, their demands and etc. Also please note that I'm a bitch so I might be extra honest with every shit I say. Lol!

This album consist of 5 original tracks from the band itself. I must say as an EP this whole CD is freaking amazing. They got the GROOVE going on man!!! Needless to say that's why these awesome guys had performed in gigs outside Malaysia. Kudos to everyone.

Arrangements for the songs were rather complicated but each of them got their very own nifty tunes and nothing is similar from one song to another. I can sense all the efforts combined together for every songs they made. As for me, the strings and drums were truly perfect but the vocals were somehow cringing.

I apologize beforehand for saying this but my first thought on the vocals was WTF? Why? Why would they neglect on the vocals quality? I’m not trying to down-sized their effort but this part here, sorry guys I can't hear that the vocals harmonizes with the songs that much.

I know that their vocalist is an excellent singer but my point here is on the vocal production of this CD not on the person himself.

Also to be extra concerned, there's less existence of vocal dynamics since all I can hear is intense screaming from the beginning till the end of this CD. The voice over in track 5 was ok but at this point, people would ask for more dynamics. 

I know I’m not a certified singer (I only sing in the shower) but I’m criticizing based on FANS/LISTENERS' POINT OF VIEW here. I’m not sure if this is how they assume it would the niche of this EP by outcasting the vocal recording quality but if they do, please brainstorm to find other ways to support every elements in each songs, don't ruin them.


I'm very convinced that you guys are great musicians, so please improve the vocal part because this CD has great materials in it. I know it is not an easy thing to do coz I’m not putting myself in their shoes bla-bla-yada-yada but the quality has to be delivered to the extend. Like i mentioned before, fans/listeners want eargasm in every elements.  

As for me, the track listings were great. Momentum kept building up, literally not disappointing at all and very satisfying.  Arrangements were positively tight af and they totally rocked (oh well, Metal!) my face off.  Honestly I can't wait for them to release an album because I know they have more ravishing materials to make their fans and listeners to have an epic blast.

Best track: Left in Silence
Worst track: None. I like all their songs.  Honest opinion here!
Rating: 4 out of 5 unicorns

Good job Frost and Revenge!

You know what I think I should stop because I'm starting to write like a student who's running out of vocabularies for her 1000 words essay.

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Friday, January 27, 2017

What's in your bag?

Guys, seriously I need to start writing again but I have no idea what should I ramble about nowadays. My shitty routine be like, wake up for work feeling like death, then go back home to hug my bed and the cycle kept repeating the same everyday. Adulthood sucks.

I wish I can be a child again and witness more things with a different and fun perspectives but if I'm acting childish and play outside with all the children in my neighborhood I would have gotten myself arrested. Plus I would have been the bitchiest person in the group.

Imma be like;

''HAHA you're ugly!!!'
"HAHA nobody wants to play with you!!!''
''HAHA I have the 48 color pencils set you bitch!!!''
Btw, to that same-aged kids in elementary who's always tease me because I have curly hair, I pray to God everyday that you gonna wake up tomorrow and have curly hair all over your body and your child would look like a curly beast because HAHA F*CK YOU!  

Kids are terrible when they're honest you know.  Nope, kids just f*cking sucks not just when they're honest but all the time.  I'd still want kids though when we're married but I'll remind them that life is going to hit them right in the face.  EVERYDAY!

Hahaha love you babies!!!

But seriously didn't your parents teach you to accept differences of other people instead of tormenting and teasing them?  That teachings should be adapted since they're babies.  Early childhood development is really important you know, especially for the child's self-esteem and confidence growth.  Humans aren't suppose to be the same, and that makes each and everyone of us beautiful.  Also karma is a bitch.
That's what it felt like when I was a child but if any kids say honest shit to me now I would just them a finger.  Someone should remind them that their lives gonna be suck.
Actually I'm here today is to share something that has nothing to do with the emotional trash above.  I just want to share to you guys of what I have in my bag.   I got inspired by this blog here and in response to the Youtube tag "What's in your bag?" that had been going on for some long ago but today is my turn.

Let's get started!

Firstly my bag must have this ointment because I have zero tolerance on motion illness. Bitch you don't know how sick I can be if suddenly the real time motion doesn't sync with my ear fluid. I could just lie down and do nothing for days.  Just the same as the time when I was unemployed.  Actually this doesn't help that much with the head spinning and the automated vomiting, but the smell I somehow is very soothing for me.  Even when I had some trouble sleeping, I would dab a bit on my nose and it helps me to doze off to the land where I can sit on Synyster Gates' face.  There was one time when the bottle cap had a broken slit, my whole bag had the smell and I was sniffing that shit like a crack addict.  

Second crap is the never ending tangled earphone.  This phenomenon is always a mystery to mankind. Sometimes I would just wear it tangled that way, and hold my phone near to the chin.  Bitch I'm to lazy for drama.

Third one is any random lipstick of the day.  I will always bring a lip color with me just in case for touch ups which I never did.  But who knows you might need to pucker up your resting bitch face in front of yo cheap haters ayyy.

Lastly my holo card pouch and wallet.  Coz bitch, Imma holosexual! 
It may got no money in it but I got all da holo!!!

Okay I'm getting lazy here, so thanks for reading and bye!

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Cara daftar ez-biz SSM | Khas untuk spesis pemalas mcm aku

Hai semua!!! Ya jangan nak tanjat sangat harini aku blogging cakap Melayu. Selama ni asyik speaking je kan (aku bukan Coco tapi aku sebenarnya memang banyak mix) tapi entry kali ni bagi aku berbakti kepada negara dgn menggunakan bahasa ibunda gittew.

P/s: Aku tak kecam Coco.🙏🙏🙏

I shall embed some knowledge to you guys today omg!!!

Bila sebut pasal online bisnes, memang ya aku antara peniaga yg tak kuasa nak register ke SSM sbb rasa mcm alah tak banyak untung pon tak pe la, bisnes main2 je, duit lepas nak beli topup mobile data wechat dengan skandal je (tak tu dulu, skrg aku dah insaf takde skandal! Bahahaha!).

Tapi tu dulu zaman budak2 hingusan tak cukup umur lagi.
Sekarang aku dah tua jadi aku gigih pegi SSM untuk register okay!!!

P/s: Authorities, take note saya dah ada kesedaran dan dah register hahahaha.

Okay cerita dia macam ni, aku sekarang nak reopen bisnes yang dah lama mereput tu aku dengan muka baru, brand baru, kejadah semua baru lah. Kenapa nak bukak balik? 

Well sebab first, aku sejenis manusia high maintainance bahahaha. 

 Second, aku nak buat #kahwinfund sebab boleh dikatakan lingkungan umur aku ni mmg dah standard jadi stock2 gatal bij*k nak berlaki, walaupun belum bersedia tapi gatal tu ada so kene lah mula top-up savings dari sekarang buat bekap kot2 tetiba jodohnya sampai awal.  InsyaAllah.

Dipendekkan cerita, aku digertak oleh dua manusia iaitu boipren dan member aku yang juga seorang berdarah kacukan untuk pegi register sebelum launch apa2 product online.  Nasihat mereka hampir similar, ''biar jodoh jangan bodoh''. Eh.  

Lalu macam biasa aku akan cari jalan mudah untuk mensetelkan masalah ni dgn cara menghadap website SSM dan search untuk alternatif pendaftaran secara online. Since ni dikatakan first experience untuk aku, jadi rasa over eksited tu muncul bila aku nampak "ez-biz" tu.

Like omaigod!!! This is crazy but good kind of crazy, I don't have to wait or move. I can sit down and do my shit!!!

Tapi in reality aku kene pegi SSM jugak lepas tu sebenarnya...😑😑😑

But we'll get to that story okay...we'll get to that...😆

Okay jadi aku explain lah utk korg dgn cara paling mudah wokey nokks.

1) Bukak website SSM

2) Cari dan click "ez-biz".

3) Register for new business ke apebende yang new lah, bukan aku igt pon tapi aku rasa korang faham apa yang aku cuba sampaikan bahahaha. Sign-up here.

4) Isi apa yang patut kat situ, pastikan email tu benar2 wujud dan igt lah username/password korang.

5) Send.

6) Korang akan dapat email notification dari pihak SSM utk cara activatekan account korang tu.

7) Bila dah cek email tu, sila print.

8) Jadi disinilah moment kau harus keluar dari belenggu kemalasan dan pegi ke SSM untuk activatekan account tersebut. Jangan lupa bawak printed copy email, IC dan ibu jari tuan kepada bisnes ittew.

Masa aku pegi SSM Shah Alam, aku tak payah amik nombor ke apa. Aku pegi kaunter pertanyaan pastu encik tu suruh aku gi kaunter pegawai je terus.

Bagi je copy email dan IC, scan ibu jari then jalannnn...

Segala details registration, printing bisnes licence dan etc dibuat dalam portal ez-biz yg dah diactivatekan tu.

Fee? (Via online banking)

Trade Name – RM60 per year (RM5 per month)
Personal Name - RM30 per year (RM2.50 per month)
Branch (s) - RM5 per year for each branch

Haaa so mcm tu lah..senang namatey..tapi aku tau bila mood malas tu muncul, nak click website pon kau tak kuasa kann 😂😂😂. Tapi bila fikir bab kantoi dgn authorities ni, rasa malas pulak nak bayar denda nanti. Aku tau lawak malas ni dah lama dari zaman komik Ujang dulu tapi aku nak cakap jugak.

Ok dah kembali malas nak type.😧😧😧

Bye 😉

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