Monday, July 23, 2018

Why I stopped MUA job?

Harini sembang melayu la eh.  Aku malas nak jadi lots of mix.  Also, entri kali ni bukan tujuan untuk kecam atau kecikkan orang lain tapi more on luahan dan explanation kenapa aku buat desicion mcm ni dan desicion ni mmg impak dia smpai skrg aku mcm benak sgt nak pegang muka orang untuk mekap.  Wlaupon takde drama tarik2 rambut tapi aku mmg serik.  

Sebenarnya aku tanak pon citer pasal ni sbb blaku dgn org terdekat, ntah2 dia pon baca blog ni tapi haritu kawan aku datang rumah lepak membawang dan terbukak la pasal cerita mengandam ni, jadi aku cerita je la harap jadi teladan la kot.

Tak dinafikan jugak aku bnyk kekurang dalam skill makeup tapi you will get the point here bila dah tau cerita.   

So, tahun around 2014- 2016 time zaman makeup semua tgah naik, aku pon ade la ambik jobs kecik2 untuk makeupkan orang.  Nak kata aku ni MUA prominent jauh sekali laaa.  Orang lain dah sampai ke langit, aku dalam gua berselimut lagi la.  Also job aku makeup pon tak ambil harga mahal2 aku mmg caj ciput je tu pon sbb aku kata pakai makeup yg ori dan branded.  Mmg betul pon original sbb aku ni keje perabih duit bapak aku kat Sephora je HAHAHSHADAP!!!!

Jadi kat UiTM dulu ade la aku ambik jobs untuk budak2 yg nak pegi dinner la ape la.  Sikit2 janji ade la duit bekap untuk aku buat belanja.  Makeup diri sendiri pon ade la aku upload kat IG semua sampai la satu tahap ni aku dapat offer dari sorg akak ni untuk buat makeup akad & sanding.  Masa tu aku intern, dan aku mcm terharu gila sbb akak ni sungguh2 nak aku mekapkan.  Aku jujur cakap mmg tak biasa buat bridal, mungkin barang pon tak cukup dan aku takut tak dapat puaskan hati semua tapi dia insist jugak.  So aku on je la.  Aku caj satu session (2 session la sbb akad and sanding hari lain2) pon berapa je ntah x igt tapi tak sampai RM450 pon, tu pon caj ikut products dan bukan man power sgt pon.

Ok jadi masa berbincang tu, akak ni cakap nak makeup bridal tapi tak tebal.  Aku SHOOKETH!!!! Aku cakap bnyk kali kat dia makeup bridal mmg tak digalakkan nipis dan kene tebal sbb faktor-faktor penting mcm photoghraphy, tahan lama dan etc la.  Apa2 logik pasal kenapa makeup tebal mmg aku brief kat dia.  Lepas dia tepek aku jawapan yg smpai skrg menghantui diri aku;

"Tu la I dah cakap dgn hubby I tapi dia cakap dia tak suka I makeup tebal sbb dia nak masa nikah/sanding muka I makeup exactly mcm I makeup biasa2 je sbb dia suka I mcm tu."

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Wei aku terkesima, sbb skrg ni yg tersepit ditengah-tengah adalah aku.  Aku dibayar untuk bagi all out untuk pengantin nampak cantik, tapi suami tanak dan pengantin ikut cakap suami.  Masa tu aku tak tau aku ni nak derhaka kat siapa.  Dehaka kat orang yang bayar servis aku ke atau dehaka kat suami dia mcm la laki dia tu laki aku HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kau baca bende ni kau rasa mcm alaaaa rilek la.  Bitch kau diam sbb MEMANG TAK BOLEH NAK RILEKS.  Jadi untuk akad aku mcm akur, sbb akad je pon dan majlisnya buat sederhana dan sweet.  Jadi bila tiba makeup sanding aku terpaksa telan 100% request client aku ni, masa tu aku dah tak nak fikir apa2.  Aku mcm cakap dgn diri aku, ok tak pe kau buat je, buat cecantik like ape akak ni request and buat supaya dia tak kene maki dgn laki dia and so on. Ye la kita pon tak tau hal laki bini kan, jadi aku cuba win-win kan semua orang.

Jadi tahun 2018 ni la baru terbukak cerita pasal ni, as referred above aku membawang ngan kawan aku yg dtg rumah haritu.  Dia tanya la apesal makeup akak tu aku buat like nampak so-so dari jauh.  Ala korg pon tau kan kalo pengantin tu makeup dia dari jauh kau dah tau berapa centimeter tebal foundation mak andam dia tepek kan.  So aku citer la apa yg aku citer kat atas ni.  Baru la kawan aku cakap make sense, sbb dia pelik apehal makeup gitu je, dan husnuzon la mungkin duduk meja jauh katanya.  

Aku tak sentap langsung tapi aku tak boleh nak letakkan diri aku lagi dalam situasi drama mcm ni.  Ni baru satu pengantin beb.  Kau bayangkan pengantin lain?  Also mak cik bawang yang lain?????  Parah wei.  

Aku taknak sebab kerja aku, laki bini bergaduh.  Aku tau isu ni pasal makeup je pon, hek eleh kecoh la pompuan ni TAPI kau kena tau laki bini punya gaduh pasal nasik sebutir pon boleh naik court wei.  Laki aku bawak kereta laju langgar bump kat jalan pon aku ni mcm nak keluar parang dah kau rasa?  

Jadi sejak tu aku decide aku taknak even being considered untuk jadi troublemaker dengan isu mcm ni.  Aku nak peace of mind je untuk semua orang.

So drpd orang bukak mulut pasal kerja MUA aku ni, tak cantik la, dull la, baik aku back off sebelum ade fixed market, sebab yang tau hal-hal bangang mcm ni pon selalunya MUA dan pengantin je.  Takkan aku MUA nak pegi kat meja semua orang membawang pasal isu-isu mcm ni kan?  

Lagi satu buat aku rasa berat, walaupun aku ni money oriented dan sebis MUA aku ni memang murah, tapi aku taknak la sebabkan aku ni gila duit sampai dah tak tau nilai berkat tu.  Aku bukan ustazah tapi aku tanak la duit yg aku buat muka orang lepas tu tak berkat last-last muka aku yg terbakor pulak.  Haaaa tepukkkkk!  

Haritu adik client ni pon ade mintak aku buat MUA untuk majlis dia, aku tak fikir apa terus rejek salah satu sebab isu ni la also, aku mmg dah declutter bnyk makeup aku so supplies confirm tak cukup.  

Jadi itulah ceritanya kenapa aku betul2 stop buat MUA.  Dinner ke apa ke memang aku said no.  Tipu la tak teringin nak mengandam lagi tapi aku rasa baik aku elak drama kot.  

Meh sini aku bertukar jadi azwan ali jap;  Abang2 kat luar sana aku rasa banyak lagi isu yg boleh jadikan bini kau dehaka kot.  Tapi please jangan jadikan makeup pengantin salah satu daripada tu.  Bini ko sayang ko, dia nak cantik tapi tak pepasal kes makeup pon dia kene ikut cakap ko, belum lagi sedara mara membawang kutuk belakang kenapa takde seri, kenapa hambar, kenapa kelam.  Weiii bini ko tak cantik kau jgn cakap aku tepuk eh.  Aku jumpa lagi laki mentaliti mcm ni mmg aku rodok bijik mata kau dgn berus makeup.

Sekian.
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Sabtu lepas laki aku last minute request untuk jadi MUA buat corpse paint untuk battle of the band contestant.  Tak tau corpse paint tu apa sila google.  Orang biasa mungkin rasa bende tu scary tapi untuk aku it feels truly at home.  Juga aku bukan SFX artist ok, jangan memacam buat konspirasi.  Alhamdulillah aku caj RM10 je satu kepala kat dorang tapi jiwa aku tenang takde drama, band tu pun menang 3rd runner up.  Aku rasa tu la RM50 paling berkat.  Wallahualam.

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Friday, May 18, 2018

Milly Bridal UK | How to Slay like a Queen | Sponsored

Ahhh yass! The word “Queen” as understood by the Traditionalist/Silent Generation (born in 1945 and yesteryears) and the Baby Boomers (born in 1946 to 1964) to be the female royal highness and the most empowering woman that is still and forever has the most privileged piece in a chess set that able to move in any direction along a rank, file, or diagonal on which it stands. Not to forget, the stylized figure of a queen in a playcard deck was developed later in the 1377 by the Germans, being abandoned by them and permanently picked up by the French in the 1500s.

The evergreen, Queen to be the one of the greatest bands of all time. A great era were experienced by our moms and dads from the Baby Boomers to Gen X and memories of the legendary peak of 1975 Bohemian Rhapsody, the 1982 Under Pressure will never fade.

The Millennials (known as Gen Y; Born 1977 to 1995) throughout the Centennials (most popular by the term Gen Z/iGen; Born 1996 onwards) with highly advanced internet access and social medias engagement, the word ”Queen” is no longer acting like an exclusive monarch (except for Queen Bee-yonce!) related however, it became of a more casual jargon or meme as we definitely described them as the urban language we spoke off every day. According to the urban dictionary, the word "Queen" it is more likely in description of someone who is really flamboyant, applause-worthy, fierce women (or a really, really gay guy) and this will be the main topic of my article this time.

Less is more, we hold to that word but would still have the motivation to be fancy af. Fancy but classy is also a major thin line that have affected us all, we may think our appearance to be fine but actually seen as a train wreck by others. That’s a BIG NO NO! This problem was constantly emphasized especially during formal events such as weddings, dinner and proms that definitely we wanted to SLAY and win over the wh*re who stole your man, indeed still have a beautifully mindful soul of the goddess, Grace Kelly.

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Finding for an outstanding dress for a Queen maybe a handful and quite pricey, also searching for a dress online might be hopeless and able catch out to your anxiety over a silver lining result whether the dress will be completely well tailored or being an imitation disaster.  A website known as MillyBridal UK was established in 2007 and still active in the formal fashion-garment industry. A variety of gowns and dresses categorized down from bridal wear, mother of the bride dresses, prom garments to platform shoes, they are definitely one heck of a cutting-edge online retailer.


Wedding Dresses UK 2018

Their endeavor is unique comparing to other competitors, offering glamorous gowns at a lower price point had been the niche area of keeping their business sustainable until today. Affordably high fashion pieces with the prices ranging from £96 to £300 may be seen big for a number but imagine closely for spending less than £100 for a prom dress or spending only £250 for a ball gown wedding dress of your dream (that may cause your whole month paycheck to get from a designer store).  Not to forget that fabric color customization is also provided in this store.

If you're like me, and have been paying close attention to what's been trending on the fashion department this year especially the ideas of wearing mermaid wedding dresses — let me show you a good indication of what to expect from this store. 

Please do click on each images for direct link
The Wedding Dress

Behold the Bridesmaids

The Modern Teens Prom Dress

Forever Flattering Evening Gowns

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Disclaimer: This post is sponsored & ALL IMAGES were retrieved from their website.

Bibliography;
Generational Breakdown: Info About All of the Generations – GEN HQ. (n.d.). Retrieved from http://genhq.com/faq-info-about-generations/
Playing card. (2018, May 17). Retrieved from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_card

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Album Review | Carthreena - Breathe For Tomorrow

Yass the kween is back again after going on and off again with the blogging sphere and literally writing the introduction of this entry while listening to Nightwish considering the title above is definitely nothing to do with them.

Okay I'll stop and continue with the main cause of this acknowledged entry.

I'm here with my brain for Carthreena!

You kids will ask me "WHAT THE F*CK IS CARTHREENA?"

Well, read!!! You lazy younger generations with iPhones.


Disclaimer: Please note that I’m doing this on a VERY VERY PROFESSIONAL basis. Every comments and critics are based on what people want to listen, their demands and etc. Also please note that I'm very critical at finding flaws and NEVER BIAS and I have run through this whole album thoroughly multiple times.


Image courtesy from Carthreena 
Carthreena is a Malaysian post-hardcore band from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, formed in 2010.  All through out of their musical career, the band is known for fast, hard music based in heavily distorted guitars, prominent lead guitar lines, and frequent changes in complex time signatures. 

They achieved national fame with the released of their single ‘Change the World’ in December 2013. They have performed tons of gigs and several national festivals including AOR Festival 2015, Kawanfest 2015, Stone Chisel Indie Fest 2015, Gegeyfest 2014 and Northern Fest 2012 & 2016, yet still active performing band around Malaysia.

In 22nd January 2018, they have released their debut album ‘Breathe For Tomorrow’ in physical copies and digital (Spotify & Deezer). The album is recognized as one of the anticipated album for the year of 2018. -Quoted from band's profile

Image courtesy from Carthreena
Discography

Demo

  • I Set You on Fire (2010)
  • Pretending (Roses of Surrender) (2011)

Single (s)
  • Whispering Goodbye (2011)
  • Forbidden Hearts (2011)
  • Start Over Again (2012)
  • Change the World (2014)
  • Cancer (2014)

Compilation (s)

Compilation MMXIV
The New Core Wave (TNCW) x Emotional/ Melodic Hardcore Promotions (EMHP)
Released August 20, 2014 (Mexico)
Link: https://emhpxtncw.bandcamp.com/album/compilation-mmxiv
Track 7. Carthreena - Change the World


Studio album
  • Breathe For Tomorrow (2018)
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Cover view of this album.

For not judging the book or album by its covers, oh well I do because women judge. I love the injected artform essence of totemic insect which is a bee in this case as I believe so was truly inspired by the ancient rock art by the ancient cultures in Europe and the Near East which sometimes referred as the "goddess".


Overview of this album.

This excellent nu-cultural concept artwork album named as "Breathe For Tomorrow" consist of 12 tracks with 7 English songs, 4 Malay song and 1 short instrumental track.  The explained genre is post-hardcore and I agree for its fast moving energetic music that actually emphasize a greater degree of creative expression when you're moving from track to track.  

Reminiscing down the memory lane.

When I first ran through this album it reminded me one of my favourite albums of all time, Yellow Card-Ocean Avenue album from 2003.  Ok chill, I know both of these albums have obvious distinct genres but somehow they both have the similar energy.  Try ignoring the sliver lining of these genres and imagine replacing the violins in YC with the strings from Carthreena, they would be quite similar.  Not bad kind of similar but GOOD!

Listen to YC's Way Away, and Empty Apartment and you will get what I meant. 

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Image courtesy from Carthreena

Based on the article on 2007 quoted by Jeff Terich on Treblezine, "the originality of post-hardcore emerge from the era after hardcore's heyday (notably, the '80s), and most bands within the genre got their start in hardcore. However, the twist is instead of sticking to its rigid constraints, these artists expanded beyond power chords and gang vocals, incorporating more creative outlets for punk rock energy." On a more casual term it is a genre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form (Geoff, 2005).


This 40 minutes album have various styles of music that won't make you feel bored if you are a true post-hardcore fan.  The songs arrangements from track 1 to 12 is considered very well planned and excellent as they are very well matched and compliments the sequences. A friendly album hack is that they shouldn't be too high up with non-stop catchy music or the other way around,  it should be an added variance to one another and association of fast and slow moving sounds.

Lyrics-wise linguistically are very easy to understand not to much metaphoric elements, they can easily reach the emotions of all fans and listeners.  Remember when most of us were younger (back then for example the old days of Simple Plan) and there's a song or an album that was very entertaining and magically catch up to our pleasure, well this is how you can get it in 2018. Carthreena gets them to your soul!

In terms of instruments, there's nothing to talk about.  My ears heard fascinating signature s of post-hardcore; the slow melodic minor scale and melodic metal-core style rhythms added to bind with some progressive elements.  Since I'm not a musician (unless calling a person that plays 4 months of intense ukulele a musician, then I'm still not one) nothing much I can comment about the technicalities but as a listener, most important is that they are perfectly tight and harmonizes within all aspects of the instruments.  Kudos for the outstanding effort.  And for the vocals, how the f*ck did you managed to reach that high notes? Incredible af!!

My genuine reaction to this masterpiece was quite pleasant.  I don't often listen to post-hardcore genres but I'm confident to say that this album able to make me have fun by listening to it.  They have this my so-called made up word is the spirit-goosebumps, when you listen to the whole album, you feel this energetic spirit came on your surroundings like a force-field globe that protects you (not Wakanda) for the whole 40 minutes and that spirit energy made your senses tingling with goosebumps because you are so well entertained by it.

Favorites

My most fav song in this album is Malaysia,  a very catchy anthem of patriotism and the realities of things that you are aware of being a true Malaysian.  Basically I'm a well known as the least patriotic values on earth however that song did change my perception towards with holding my nation and very proud to sing along to this.  Guys, this is the song that you should listen to while waiting for your turn to cross out the ballot on this upcoming general election.  I'm not even joking!

The song Remembrance has its own touchy feely amusements for people who's having a handful of breakup sentiments just like I Will Stay by We Are The Fallen and when Dean's vocals appeared on Streetlights, there were fireworks in my head.

Should you buy this album?

Absolutely YES!  Even if your are not a fan of this genre, you should still get it for yourself because of the new revelation of post-hardcore music that you should experience yourself and just because they are truly awesome!

Buy it here

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Reference;

M. (2016, November 24). How To: Make a Post-Hardcore Song in 6 Min or Less ( Full Song at the End) || Shady Cicada. Retrieved from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdMVQD5OrI4

The 90-Minute Guide: Post-Hardcore. (n.d.). Retrieved from https://web.archive.org/web/20110404010139/http://www.treblezine.com/features/107.html


Monday, March 12, 2018

The start of a brew-tea-ful addiction.

As you can read on the title above.  I'm a fully converted tea-addict.

Why? Because there was once upon a night where I wasn't thinking and I had finished a little bit of iced caramel latte left on the table.  I had it and I cannot sleep the whole night.  And there was my regret...

As I was searching the internet for unique tea blends (and companies) that operates locally and found TeaBirdTea. I purchase a couple of travel packs to give myself a try for their blends.  Being a tea noob, I'm very dumb at making teas and my taste buds can't seem to accept the taste of the teas I made.  So I reached out to their team for some tips and had a very positive responses from Ashleigh the MD of Balcony Bloomer (the company).  Such a sweetheart she even sent out a tin for me to give it a try (oh well shall I say #spons lol!).  

Later that week, I discovered the perfect recipe using my knight and shining armor.  
LEMON SLICE.  

Not to worry lemons doesn't kill the taste at all, they actually made it better.  However, they do made the taste a little less strong, which actually suits my taste buds.  

So I guess it would be nice if I share to you guys my simple recipe, hopefully they'll made your day just like mine.


Thanks for hanging out here, I'll see brew-all later byeeee

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Unboxing Nintendo Switch | Super Mario Bundle

 I'm sorry I know it's February alreadyyyyyy T_T


Let's forget about that and rewind back to the first day of 2018 and my new year's resolution was to buy myself a freakin' Nintendo Switch!!!  Yes, I achieved my resolution just about the first week of 2018 and I got the whole year not regretting anything.

I'm to lazy to type, so here's a very mute kind of unboxing.  For the people who's wondering what they will get in the box.  Note that I got a bundle switch, so that explained the physical copy of Super Mario game.   

Let's get the excitement begin shall we...

Drum roll!!!
 
The first layer you'll see when you open the box.

Accessories (including game) in the second layer.

And these are the things that you'll received together in the box. 
Game dock - power and HDMI port at the back.
Joy-con grips.
Joy-con straps

AC adapter and HDMI cable.

 
The games: Super Mario Odyssey (included) and I add on the game that will ruin everybody's relationship, Mario Kart 8.

Ugly flat lay for you guys to drool over.

Btw, I got it on sale because of Asia release promo at RM1699 for the bundle set because I know we'll never get it at this price ever again.  Worth every penny!

 

Saturday, December 30, 2017

#notspons | Tea Obsession OMG!!!

 Disclaimer: This post is not sponsored neither a review.  Just sharing what I love to you guys out there.*

As I'm looking forward to 2018 meaning I'm going to be 25 next year, feeling older I would rather venture into something that I never ever thought of.  TEAS!!!  However, I have never ever made a good cup of tea tho because I have no idea how much sugar would make the tea taste good.  How bad it turned out I would just drink it up and let go...

So I went up to my dear neighbor's online store.  She sells (sea shells) basically organic beauty skin products and as I supposed a tea enthusiast herself, she's selling teas also.  Can get em in a normal packet or in bulk.  I ordered earlier this week but I finally got to start on the tasting.  Since they're having a Year End Sale, I guess this is my chance to spoil myself.  

Literally I bought a pack of dried lemon tea to detox off all my sins, whole collection of flower tea samples since I'm surveying the best for me to get in bigger pack and a very cute and insanely durable lazy teapot/brewer tumbler.  My taste buds gonna be lit af!!!

So here's my so called creative photoshoot I've done this morning, the reason I had to wait until the weekends for an excellent morning lighting.

Shop for teas here: https://www.organictouchmalaysia.com/








 
And yes got this Limited Edition from her also.  I would have to tell you like million times, it's insanely durable.  Just in case if anyone ask and yes I'm soooo in love with this tumbler. 


Okay byeeee.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

#StandTogether | Kerinting pon jadi isu ke?

Scroll2 FB skali aku tertengok video ni.  Anyone yang tak kenal Arwind, he's a social media influencer because he is too awesome being Mak Cik Roast-mah speakingsss about shit that are wrong with school exam papers.  Entertaining but he has a deep backstory about his life.



In my case: 

Well apparently having a different kind of hair (straight vs curly) also kene mock wei during primary school, kau different sikit je confirm mesti kena punya...so having natural curls for me during primary was a huge struggle.

Although pasal rambut je pon, tapi kau tak tau drama sekolah rendah. Kejujuran kanak2 adalah perkara yang amat menyakitkan beb. 

*sbb tu aku x suka cakap dgn budak2 sbb selain drpd dianugerahkan dengan mulut yang lancang, tangan aku juga boleh terbang*

Bila tanya mak aku, dia cakap rambut cantik special tak semua orang dapat rambut curly (obviously jawapan mak sendiri, kau buruk buruk nak mampos pon dia tetap cakap cantik)..bila hadap cikgu aku asik kene label "Tak kemas". 
 
Paling best sorang cikgu ni, suruh pakai minyak rambut. Tolong eh semua, rambut kerinting dgn minyak rambut is forever ENEMY. Please educate yourself first ok.

Tu lah cerita budak sekolah rendah kan, masih kecil masih licin.. Tak tau gamaknya bila dah akil baligh bulu kat situ sama kerinting je dgn rambut aku HAHAH!!!🖕

Tapi yang apa2 pon yg kuat mocking semua tu Melayu while I'm genetically LOTS OF MIX.

So I win.

P/s: sape nak resipi bubur jagung boleh refer sini https://vamp-in-da-house.blogspot.my/2014/06/resipi-bubur-jagung-creamy-corn-dessert.html
 

Friday, December 15, 2017

Pranking my mom with fake earplugs.

Please excuse my huge ass nose.  It's in the genetics.
So I was nearly murdered by my mom.  

Long story short, I always have a thing with piercings but I was never allowed to do more other than the normal on earlobe ones.  Yes shocking, a goth with normal piercings.  The fact that I'm afraid of my mom and possible infectious puss actually made my rebellious spirit to chill on that part.

As I'm an adult now (but still scared of mom), buying shit is not longer a problem because I have my own salary and no one ever gonna question about what I purchased, so my creative spirit was like, if you cannot rip out your earlobe, why don't you fake one?

When I saw the fake ear pieces online, I was like;
Credits to Google
So I bought em and got em!!!  And then texted mom *evil grin*

P/s: I don't have the texting screenshot but I'll try to get you guys through this lol

Me: Hi mom! Look!!! Nice ayyy??? *sends photo*
Not the actualy image of me throwing shit to mom but same thing..same thing*
Mom: *trying to control her shit* Yeah nice, but what's is that?

When you showed your mom something, and she saw it and she still ask what is it, you know you gonna get yo ass beat up right? Yeah that's how it was.

Me: Well, I took a time off from the office to get my ears done just now.  You know earplugs.   

Mom: What's earplugs? 
*she knows but it's like a response from her deep denial* 

Me: *actually sent this photo*

Me: Seee...earplugs!!!  Cool right?????  I had it done just now on 1 ear first, then gonna get another one done later.  Mine is quite small coz it's for newbies, they rather not cut it big tho.

Mom:  Stop that shit! You are going to go the hospital and sew that hole back and don't you dare cut the other ear!!!  Stop being stupid and destroying your ears!!!  *and etc.*

Me: But it's nice, I like it :D

Mom: No! Sew it back!!!

Me: Mom, chill...I just got these today...
 
Mom: WTF?!

Me: I had to prank you tho

Mom: I will actually take you back to that place and sew it you know!
 

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