I have conquered my battle with bad hair.

What day is bad hair day?

EVERYDAY BRO! (literally my referencing to the Paul brother)

My struggle with hair and this country's humidity had been written for ages.  I could actually write a f*cking book documenting about my failure of being satisfied with my hair because I never had good hair.  

I was born curly and as much as everyone in the earth population said my curls were pretty, it was not for me.  From childhood mocks and extreme heat absorption from each hair coil, my hair is my greatest suffering (excuse the PTSD).

My whole life, I've done hair treatments, expensive shampoos, hair oils, tonics everything you can think off.  I even destroyed them when I bleached my hair years ago, some of you would remember that episode of my life.

And finally I found the solution to my misery, after I used these two products my hair condition have changed drastically.

Please note this is not a sponsored post, but hoping it would be helpful for people with never ending hair mishaps like me.  If you have been suffering for this idiocity, please do try these two products.

1) WATSONS Naturals Aloe Vera Shampoo 490ml

2) COUNTRY FARM Extra Virgin Coconut Oil

How to hair;

Step 1
Massage your whole head with a generous amount of coconut  oil.  Clip or tie them up overnight.  As for me I have zero f*cks at the office, so sometimes I even do this step to work.

Step 2
Shampoo your hair and rinse, then shampoo again.  The first shampoo helps to wash off as much coconut oil from your hair and the second shampoo helps to clean you hair and scalp.

Step 3
Condition you hair with any conditioner you have.

Step 4
Cry because it finally works out for you.


[Please notice me Watsons senpai]

Never make your friends do your hair.. Learned my lesson T_T

You know that phase when you wanna go crazy on your hair, and have the support of your best friend too? ALSO WENT FULL RETARDED?  Yep!  It's my turn this time..  I had my manic panic 40 bleach, so I was intelligently enough to ask my amature friend to bleach my whole head..  

And this happened..

It turned out that my dark pigments were too strong that ended up having brown and blonde patches all over my head..  Even grandma cracked up laughing the whole evening instead of lecturing about my disastrous hair..

So, the next morning I went to the professional saloon to fix my hair.. And again, the hairstylists laugh at me, but no fucks were given because they were friendly to me and I know the owner of the saloon..  So, wutevah!

I asked the hairstylist to only bleach my hair because I thought of henna-ing my hair weeks later but instead, it went too far..  I'm basically a bleached blonde and more disastrous when the bottom of my hair was still brunette (as i said before, my pigments were too strong)

My shocked Elsa face.

Can you see the difference?  It turned ombre..

Also I felt like a kpop star..  I had fun of this color for 15 minutes, but then remembering I'm a goth, I nearly shed my bloody tears..

Shit

I was turning into this lady (CL on 2ne1)

(source google)

Instead of this dragon lady (Simone of Epica)

(source google)

I really wanted to bleach then henna my hair because I wanted to have the hair color like Simone, but shit happens man..shit happens..

 The results: 

I don't look goth at all with my new hair..

HELP!!!

Well, this is my reference now..I hate it when your hair changes color, you need to change the style of your make up too... 

(source google)

Thanks for laughing..

~The Lady of Regrets~