Once it goes viral, you're fucked

Twitter masih lagi bergelimpangan dengan kes akak ''Cash Deposit Machine'' tu.

Dan kepada yg blur tak tau double meaning cash deposit machine tu aku rasa pegi tengok trending twitter dulu, jangan banyak cakap.

Juga aku sarankan, MANNERS, bukan steering lock ya.

Juga aku kagum dgn akak tu sebab dah kene langgar tepi pon dia masih ada semangat perjuangan yang jitu, padahal kalo aku, confirm dah menggigil lutut.  Bukan salah aku pon, otomatik cakap sori sori sori. 

Gaza sangat memerlukan bangsa semangat juang mcm ni.  

Instashop review: Muslimah Nail Polish | How to look Goth with colorful outfits & nail polishes?

Masalah aku sejak dulu lagi adelah malas.  Aku ni budak Goth sejak zaman sekolah menengah lagi (ya sekarang aku Gothic tua), takat mekap no hal saaapp saaaaappp setel.  Tapi masalah sekarang adelah kuku.  Mestilah complete if aku pakai black nail polish skali kan tapi aku boleh pakai time aku period je la pasai tak solat.  Hari2 biasa aku malas nak kaler sebab aku malas nak remove everytime aku nak solat.  Citer dia sekarang bukan pasal solat ye tapi pasal aku ni bangsa pemalas ya amat.

Sebelum ni aku pernah usha, memang dah ada wujud nail polish yg peel off and semi-permeable (jenis boleh bawak solat skali, tapi aku sendiri yg tak yakin sebab ada fatwa mengatakan sah and ada yg cakap tak sah)

Jadi haritu aku tanya Aat nak hadiah besday apa.  Beliau cakap nak nail polish yang senang peel off.  Aku cakap ''Kepala hotaaaakkk kau!  Mahal bodoh!!''  Tapi sebenarnya aku yang bodoh sebab aku tengok benda alah ni kat international website jadi rate foreign exchange nya sudah tentu buat bulu aku gugur sana sini, sekali rupa-rupanya WUJUD DI MALAYSIA.  Hamik kaaauuuu!!!

Ini lah instashop diaaaaa!!!!!

gigih aku tuka screenshot pasai aku telah direkues utk jadi dp beliau..kuku je pongg

Service excellent, akak ni rajin melayan kerenah aku sebagai orang tengah budak2 yg nak join order ni.  Kejap biru, kejap merah, akak ni layankan aje.  Delivery pon cepat, packaging pon suit dengan fragile items (botol kaca)

Dah alang-alang beli utk besday budak ni, aku borong sekali 3 bijik utk aku.  Note that, beli lagi bnyk, harga for one unit jadi lebih murah, so ajak la kawan2, kaum kerabat semua tau!

Price range RM35-RM60+

Ofcos bukan aku la kalo tak propa jadi model.  Model jari pon jadi lah kan.

YELLOW

Inspired by Simone Simons haul collab video

 TURQUOISE

 OF COURSE BLACK!!!

Also like I said, EASY PEEL OFF kan??  

THE REVEAL...

Cantik je dia keluar also tak rosakkan kuku.  Best kan?

UPDATE:

Aku dah try pakai dari pagi sampai tengah hari tadi, jadi aku akan list pros and cons of this product.

PROS: 

1) Easily being removed, cepat and tak ambil masa nak menggarik kuku sampai haus
2) Neat application, sekali swipe je kaler dah lekat and vibrant.  
3) Tak comot.  Since this nail polish type kurang alcohol jadi dia masih lagi liquid in between coats, so dia senang utk kita touch up etc.
4) Cepat kering.   Bila kering dia tak mcm nail polish biasa.  Kadang2 kalau surface kuku terkena surface lain, the nail polish akan embossed ikot surface yg kita langgar tu, tapi ini tidak.  
5) If ada yg tangan tak steady, then nail polish kene skin pon tak jadi masalah, senang je peel off kat bahagian skin tu.


CONS:

1) Unpleasant smell.  Tapi ni sekejap je masa dia belum kering.  Bila dah kering bau pon hilang.
2) Tak tahan terkena pressure.  Aku pakai sebelum mandi, bila aku on shower jari asyik terkena air je and color tu terkopek sendiri.  Sama jugak masa aku tengah nak pakai towel, terkena surface towel je dah terkopek sikit.


IMPROVEMENT:

Aku rasa product ni ok je, nama pon boleh peel off, of course la mudah terkopek.  Jadi aku cadangkan, lepas apply nail polish ni, korg apply the regular nail polish top coat.  Atleast dia jaga surface nail polish tu dan aku rasa tak de masalah nak peel off lepas apply top coat tu.

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How to look Goth with colorful outfits & nail polishes?

Polishes by diymeamy featuring high heel shoes

Please take it seriously

Pagi tadi aku punya temperature sudah naik mencanak-canak.  Aku dapat text dari customer cakap barang dah sampai tapi...  TAPI??  TAPI APA??  Aku punya tak sedap hati dari hari aku post parcel dia tu makin jadi realistik.  Customer aku cakap dapat barang lain.  SAY WHATTTTT???  Skali dia snap gambar, naaahhhh hambik kau handbag yg aku pos ke aunty aku dah jauh nun merentasi Laut China Selatan sana.  Aku cepat2 whatsapp aunty aku, rupa-rupanya dia dapat barang customer aku.  Abah kauuuuuu!!!

Apa lagi, aku naik hangin la pagi tadi.  Tah macam mana akak kaunter haritu boleh mess up parcel pon aku tak tau, bukannya seploh parcel aku hantar haritu, 2 bijik je dowh. Tu pon aku dah siap2 selit consignment form dekat parcel masing-masing tapi SALAAAAAAHHHHHHH jugak.  Apa kes?  Untung la akak yg proses tu jenis friendly tak sombong, jadi terubat sikit meroyan aku tadi.

So lepas ni aku memang tak pakai prepaid plastik pos laju tu kalo bulk delivery.  Jadi, aku pegi Giant tadi, beli plastik dengan kertas mahjong.  Lantak la biar aku gigih balut berlapis kertas mahjong siap tulis details customer, lepas tu balut lagi skali dengan plastik.  Asalkan customer aku tau aku mmg TAKE QUALITY CONTROL VERY MEGA GIGA TERA SERIOUSLY.  

Kalo salah jugak lagi memang kene la dengan aku.  Kalo happen lagi lepas ni, jangan tanya apasal aku mempertikaikan sijil graduasi sekolah menengah anda.

Nasib baik la customer aku ni jenis baik hati and very understanding tak marah2.  Dia yg siap motivate aku pepagi tadi hahaha.  Dugaan bulan puasa katanya.  

Memang dugaan, bukan dugaan wang ringgit tapi dugaan shop image and water face aku as the owner juga. 

Since ini bulan puasa jadi mohon selit sendiri carutan manja yg aku slalu taip dlm entry2 sebelum ni.

OK BAI.

Never thought being self-employ is gonna that busy

Aku busy giler sejak season nak raya nihh..  Alhamdulillah rezeki Allah.. Game apa semua aku tak sempat nak main, nasib baik kad kawin akak aku dah siap design, kalo tak sampai bercucu la kadnya tak siap-siap jugak hahaha..

Aku dah barai, teruskan lah membaca dan meng-scroll

Sorry guys, my updates on the sims gameplay will be postponed..  

To my Malaysian readers, check out our online blogshop/instagram, just uploaded new batches for raya..

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Pantang pegi kenduri... (Kekampungan alert!!!)

Harini aku story ikut bahasa ibunda pulak lah...  Eceh bahjets nak mamposkan selama ni asyik speaking London je padahal result MUET aku terang2 rasa mcm membazir aku bayar rm100 hahahaha!

Last Sunday, kawan zaman sekolah aku ajak datang kenduri makan-makan sempena besday mak dia..  Dahtu aku ni dinaikkan pangkat jadi salah sorang tukang forward invitation pasai mangkuk ni banyak hilang number kawan2..  Sah ni kes dok tukor2 talipon nihh..  Jadi kakbang-kakbang kawasan pon mendapat jemputan dan hadir utk memeriahkan majlis..

Bila aku cakap meriah, bukan maksud dia mcm datang ramai-ramai, salam dan makan ya..  Kami ni jenis orang yang tak boleh bawak pegi majlis.. Kampung darat punya..  Kalo bakal mak mertua tgk aku ni, mau mengucap beliau sambil mengomel;

 ''Kenapa Roslan?  Kenapa kau pilih dia ni?  Mak ada calon yg lebih baik kamu!!!''.. 

 Cerita dia sekarang kenapa nama Roslan?  

Aku membayangkan suami aku nama beliau Brian, Haner, Snyster atau Gates.. -.-''

Abang tak pernah tak hensem sbb tu mahar cinta sangat-sangat

*wain glass itu sekadar hiasan (bersangka baik)*

Ok cerita aku dah drifted away sikit..  Mungkin bila masuk usia remaja dewasa, kegelabahan aku utk berkahwin sangat mencanak-canak..  

Ehhh bukan sebab perasaan ingin tahu kehebatan suami diranjang ok!!!  

Kuajaq pikir mcm tu! 

 Cuma aku kesian kat orang sekeliling nak melayan meroyan aku, biar kemeroyanan ini dilepaskan pada si suami hahahahahahaahha

Babi geli aku punya ayaaaatttt!!!!!!

Baik lah sebelum perkara geli ini makin berleluasa baik aku stop..

BUT FIRST, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!!!!

Suami Isteri (greens) dan si single yang pehanya makin besar padahal baby pon makan lagi banyak dari beliau..

Dibelakang muka serabut tu adelah tuan rumah..  Mekap mak pon dah cair nokk..  

Aku rasa cabaran jadi Gothic di Malaysia ni pasai cuaca panas sentiasa, lagi-lagi musim El Nino..  Masa dalam bilik, muka dah acah-acah Alice Cooper habis dah, bila keluar je rumah makeup aku mcm ''shing shing shing'' cair dan hilang dengan sendirinya..

Rambut pon dah makin buruk..  Ciss!!!

Bersama along saya...  Beliau masih bermuka kepops ring ding dong..

OOTD: 

Top - Nichii

Seluor - Uniqlo

Handbag - Kembar saya bagi

Kasut - Scholl 

Inilah bakat sebenar aku, buat muka.. 

 Karaoke lagu ''Bertakhta Di Hati'' hanyalah bakat sampingan..

Selfie ketiak banjir

Sebelum mekapnya cair dan rambut menjadi serabai... 

Resipi Bubur Jagung / Creamy Corn Dessert Recipe

Hey crazy eaters!!!!  I'm back again with another tutorial of my favorite dessert.. Actually when I was young I hated this dessert so much, but then I just wanna try to make it and thus the love begins..  But I'm never gonna eat it unless I'm the one who cooked it..  I just don't know why -.-''

Ok so here's what you'll need:

1) whole corn kernel/sweet corn kernel (approx. 14-16oz)

2) sweet corn cream style (approx. 14-16oz)

3) brown sugar

4) butter

5) low fat milk

Measurements:

This recipe needs;

1) 14-16oz whole sweet corn kernels

2) 14-16oz cream style sweet corn

3) 3.5 tbsp of brown sugar

4) 1 tsp butter

5) 3/4 - 1 cup of low fat milk

Steps:

1) Heat up the milk.

2) Add the brown sugar.  Stir until dissolve, the milk will turn slighty brown.

3) Add in the butter.  Continue stirring

4) While the milk mixture is simmering, add in the cream corn and stir well (the cream and milk need to be well combined)

5) Now add in the corn kernels (sift through the liquid from the can)

6) Stir until well mixed, lower the heat and cover the lid

7) Occasionally check and stir the dessert.  Once you see that it's already thickened, turn off the heat, leat it cool for a while and the feasting begins!

Sims3 Green Challenge: Are you good enough to garden?

Again, bored with the sims for having the usual gameplay?

So I came out with an idea to make your game play interesting, fun and damn tiring so that you can turn off the computer and start studying.  Not sure how original my idea is but if you have seen a challenge like this before then please do tell me okay guys?

Alright!  Straight to the challenge!!!!

The Sims 3 Green-Environment Challenge

(as a virtual contribution of saving the environment)

Multiple challenges (explanation):

1) Generate household income exceeding $1 million without a job

 -(gardening, collecting bugs, gemstones etc.)

2) Plant all types of seeds including the special plants exist in the map 

-(refer this link for plant list)

-(If you have many expansions, plant every seeds you can find from all game expansions)

-(If you only have one expansion pack only, don't worry just go on with what that particular expansion has)

3) Live your live without cars/taxi , use bicycle, run or jog options.

4) Don't go to classes, learn skills manually.

-(use the gym, library, buying books is allowed)

Rules:

1) Don't use any cheats for money etc.  Only to make the ''needs static" is allowed to ease your game play.

2) If you want to save money from buying the seeds, you can pick out seed from all over the town map.  As long as you manually generate the $1 million. 

-(money redeemed from the money tree is allowed)

3) For the traits is up to you, I picked the most easy to deal with.  Refer pictures below for my traits and lifetime wish.  This is optional, pick what ever suits you the most. 

4) For the house, pick the pre-made ones or build a new house as long as you have large compound area for you to garden and enough money left  to support your sims' expenses.

5) If you're playing Supernatural expansion, using the fairy's ''Bloom" technique is allowed.  Also don't forget to gate your garden area and set ''allow only me and my household'' to the gated area to avoid zombies from eating your plants. 

6) No maids!!!  Clean the house yourself 

7) HAVE FUN!!!

*New Update after the gaming bloodshed*

DAY 2

Bitches get omnified

So this is how far I've came...

And this is the value of money bag harvested

DAY 1

Since my previous game play are all gone (more details here) so, I re-do this challenge with everything new..  I will update it here as usual for you guys but sorry for the poor resolution, my laptop is fucked up so I need to lower the graphics to ensure I have smooth gaming..  My bad dudes.

So here's my new apartment..  I made 2 stories of stairs before going into the family areas so that i can utilize all the space for my garden

The view of my floating lair.

How our garden looks like..  

I've decided, since buying fishes to make them as fertilizers are costing me a lot of cash, so I extend the garden to make an orchard, the harvests will be the fetilizer for my garden..

Also did get married and gave birth to 6 slaves 

Ultimate slavery..

As I've calculated, this is the current amount of fruits and vegetables sold..  Got a long way to go

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Day 5

My current account.

I mounted a vampire and a death fish and that's how they looked like..

Also got married.

Day 4 (more than $100k)

So, I forgot that I planted the death flower in front of my house and ended up being eaten by the zombies that kept respawning every 5 seconds..  I tried the method I used before to get rid of the zombies for ever but it didn't work.  Goddamn it!! So I decided to keep the death flower in my inventory..

Later that day, I came up with an idea to place the magic jelly beans around my yard.  At least the zombies could eat them instead of my plants.  And if I'm lucky enough some of them might die after eating the flaming jelly beans (believe me, I was VERY lucky)

Also my adopted daughter died, there was a zombie riot, she was bitten and decided to let her go..  No point of keeping a zombie kid anyways hahahha...  But I did found a man, partied all night long and he moved in into my household

Since, my household account already exceeding more the $100k so I decided to add a floor to the house, just incase if we wanted to have kind etc..

I managed to find a vampire to bite me, turn into a vampire and bit my guy..  It's easier to be a vampire rather than the fairy, a witch or a pathetic zombie.. Ahhh here's a trivia, if you a normal vampire bites you, he or she will bite you on the wrist but if you are having a special relationship with a vampire, it will bite you on the neck..  It feels a bit more romantic I think..

My garden is very very productive at the moment, so definitely need more household to help me with the farming business.. One of my life plant died (oh the irony), and I found out that every life plant has the little white-ish circle in the middle on its barren state..  On the living plant, the white circle will be on the top of the life fruit..  Seems magical and can't believe I'm so into this crap -.-#

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Day 3

Day 3 update is a bit crazy because my adopted daughter died, because she ate too much jelly beans.  I was a bit bored so I made her eat those jelly beans continuously and she instantly dies.  Not sure her ghost glows like that because of the jelly beans or something else since you can actually eat a jelly bean, burn yourself to death and you ghost will be the usual flaming-orange.

That's how the icon on tombstone looks like if you die because of magic jelly beans over dose..

So I decided to adopt another girl and she just had her birthday!

Ok!  Back to gardening story.  I found an omni plant at the science facility and is has to be fed.  Previously I fed it with honey and the next day it produces bottles of honey.  Still not able to find the omni plant seeds though.

Also I went around town to pick up some random seeds and planted them in the miscellaneous garden area.  I'll wait for it to grow, hopefully I'll get some new plants like the life plant and more money trees.

Currently I've mastered the gardening level, so I'm capable of planting eggs and cheese.  I know it's ridiculously weird!

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Day 2

a) Found some seeds and what a jackpot!  They're Money tree seeds! Yes you would harvest bags of money.

b) Manage to harvest a death flower from the cemetery, and grown this one from my lawn.

c) Adopted a child, and bought her a water slide to enjoy while I'm gardening.

d) How my garden looks like at the moment. 

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Here's my challenge update...

Day 1

a) My shockingly beautiful monochrome pre-made house.

b) Amature in gardening.

c) Blooming gated garden area

GOOD LUCK KIDS!