Cara daftar ez-biz SSM | Khas untuk spesis pemalas mcm aku

Hai semua!!! Ya jangan nak tanjat sangat harini aku blogging cakap Melayu. Selama ni asyik speaking je kan (aku bukan Coco tapi aku sebenarnya memang banyak mix) tapi entry kali ni bagi aku berbakti kepada negara dgn menggunakan bahasa ibunda gittew.

P/s: Aku tak kecam Coco.🙏🙏🙏

I shall embed some knowledge to you guys today omg!!!

Bila sebut pasal online bisnes, memang ya aku antara peniaga yg tak kuasa nak register ke SSM sbb rasa mcm alah tak banyak untung pon tak pe la, bisnes main2 je, duit lepas nak beli topup mobile data wechat dengan skandal je (tak tu dulu, skrg aku dah insaf takde skandal! Bahahaha!).

Tapi tu dulu zaman budak2 hingusan tak cukup umur lagi.
Sekarang aku dah tua jadi aku gigih pegi SSM untuk register okay!!!

P/s: Authorities, take note saya dah ada kesedaran dan dah register hahahaha.

Okay cerita dia macam ni, aku sekarang nak reopen bisnes yang dah lama mereput tu aku dengan muka baru, brand baru, kejadah semua baru lah. Kenapa nak bukak balik? 

Well sebab first, aku sejenis manusia high maintainance bahahaha. 

 Second, aku nak buat #kahwinfund sebab boleh dikatakan lingkungan umur aku ni mmg dah standard jadi stock2 gatal bij*k nak berlaki, walaupun belum bersedia tapi gatal tu ada so kene lah mula top-up savings dari sekarang buat bekap kot2 tetiba jodohnya sampai awal.  InsyaAllah.

Dipendekkan cerita, aku digertak oleh dua manusia iaitu boipren dan member aku yang juga seorang berdarah kacukan untuk pegi register sebelum launch apa2 product online.  Nasihat mereka hampir similar, ''biar jodoh jangan bodoh''. Eh.  

Lalu macam biasa aku akan cari jalan mudah untuk mensetelkan masalah ni dgn cara menghadap website SSM dan search untuk alternatif pendaftaran secara online. Since ni dikatakan first experience untuk aku, jadi rasa over eksited tu muncul bila aku nampak "ez-biz" tu.

Like omaigod!!! This is crazy but good kind of crazy, I don't have to wait or move. I can sit down and do my shit!!!

Tapi in reality aku kene pegi SSM jugak lepas tu sebenarnya...😑😑😑

But we'll get to that story okay...we'll get to that...😆

Okay jadi aku explain lah utk korg dgn cara paling mudah wokey nokks.

1) Bukak website SSM. 

2) Cari dan click "ez-biz".

3) Register for new business ke apebende yang new lah, bukan aku igt pon tapi aku rasa korang faham apa yang aku cuba sampaikan bahahaha. Sign-up here.

4) Isi apa yang patut kat situ, pastikan email tu benar2 wujud dan igt lah username/password korang.

5) Send.

6) Korang akan dapat email notification dari pihak SSM utk cara activatekan account korang tu.

7) Bila dah cek email tu, sila print.

8) Jadi disinilah moment kau harus keluar dari belenggu kemalasan dan pegi ke SSM untuk activatekan account tersebut. Jangan lupa bawak printed copy email, IC dan ibu jari tuan kepada bisnes ittew.

Masa aku pegi SSM Shah Alam, aku tak payah amik nombor ke apa. Aku pegi kaunter pertanyaan pastu encik tu suruh aku gi kaunter pegawai je terus.

Bagi je copy email dan IC, scan ibu jari then jalannnn...

Segala details registration, printing bisnes licence dan etc dibuat dalam portal ez-biz yg dah diactivatekan tu.

Fee? (Via online banking)

Trade Name – RM60 per year (RM5 per month)
Personal Name - RM30 per year (RM2.50 per month)
Branch (s) - RM5 per year for each branch

Haaa so mcm tu lah..senang namatey..tapi aku tau bila mood malas tu muncul, nak click website pon kau tak kuasa kann 😂😂😂. Tapi bila fikir bab kantoi dgn authorities ni, rasa malas pulak nak bayar denda nanti. Aku tau lawak malas ni dah lama dari zaman komik Ujang dulu tapi aku nak cakap jugak.

Ok dah kembali malas nak type.😧😧😧

Bye 😉

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Simple Granola Recipe with tutorials

What you'll need:

-1 cup of plain rolled oats

- 2 table spoons of butter

- 2 table spoons of honey

- 1 pinch of salf

- 1 dash of spice (paprika)

Optionals:

- dried fruits 

- chopped nuts

- marshmallows

- chocolate chips 

Tutorial:

1. Heat up your pan and melt (all) butter.

2. Until it sizzles like this.

3. Then add (all) honey and stir thoroughly until the mixture incorporate together.

4. Continue stirring until the mixture boils and caramelized.

5. Add a pinch of salt and stir well.

6. Add in all the oats.

7. Fold until every grain are coated with the mixture (they will turn shiny when fully coated).

8. Heat up a bit with a dash of paprika and continue stirring until all fully coated.

9. Flatten the oats and leave them to get toasty for 5-10 minutes depending on how dry and dark you want it to be.

10. Put in a dry clean air tight container and flatten them up.

11.  Let cool and cover.  

Enjoy!!!

DIY Planner Project | With layout/template design, instructions and examples free downloads

The last few weeks I've been so inspired with having the fancy whimsical planner. The pre-made ones are very boring and plain, so why don't I make them myself.  

At least I can have a chic and personalized planner of my own.  

The basic materials for this project;

Expensive as fuck but I love it.  Simple and beautiful.

1) Blank A5 planner paper (pre-made holes)
2) Empty A5 binder/diary *but I have no choice, those with accurate ring holders are not available anywhere in my town so I gotta buy the shit expensive one ;( 
3) Printer 
4) A whole lot of patience when it comes to editing and choosing the images.

Other stuff will appear when you let your creativity and imagination gone wild.
I'm going to show you the final results of my amazing planner.  To make this yourself, I've uploaded the planner inserts layouts/templates and click on the links given for you to download.  

I don't want to upload my personal planner design files because I respect the copyrights and intellectual property of the images/patterns I found and used from Pinterest website (I've declared all the disclaimers in each downloadable files.)

Hopefully these photos can give you the ideas to personalized your own planner.  I'm sure it would be more satisfying if you make if yourself from scratch.

The cover-agenda of the planner.  A distinct idea I got from listening to Imaginaerum album by Nightwish

I found this on the internet.

The weekly planner pages.

The monthly planner and I love that fucked up unicorn.

My journal cards collection at the moment.

Very limited notes pages.  Since I got myself a new notebook for next semester's subjects.

Pages dividers with skulls motives and my favourite lyrics-quotes.

The monthly planners with designer motives.  Tres' Chic!!!

Free Downloads here:

Design 1 Custom Planner Printables 

Have fun and enjoy.  Do leave a comment if you need enquiries.

Red-Bronze Goth Makeup | Inspired by easyneon

Sorry no tutorial this time since I just feel like I wanna share the makeup look for today.

ps: viewing through mobile phones would give a more accurate hues. 

This makeup and technique was actually inspired from a youtuber, easyneon.

So I made my own inspired look.  I had to re-edit this photo to show you guys the most accurate color.  God!  I really need a good camera and lighting tools.

These photos are not edited in pc.  So just let them pass.  Let it go.  

I bought 3 pairs of earrings.  

Well not really bought it, granma gave me some cash for my birthday so I went out and made myself regret for spending too much.  

Thanks granma!!!

*upcoming birthday entry haul soon..maybe..lol*

Dior inspired.

This crystal earrings is amazing!!!!

Rosy Bronze Goth Makeup Look | Tutorial

 So I assumed you guys have viewed my foundation routine post, so now I'm continuing my makeup tutorial for eyes and lips.

Firstly I primed my eyelids with the Urban Decay Eyeshadow Primer Potion

For the whole look, I'm only using this palette from Nyx called Love in Paris in Je Ne Sais Quoi.

The following pictures shows the steps of getting my eye look.

Filling my whole eyelid.

Highlighting my brow bone.

So I picked this bronze and fill the centre of my lids.

The only purple on the palette at the crease.

Then, use the Makeup Revolution Eyeliner to create my (very proud btw) perfect cat eye look.

This liquid eyeliner is not waterproof, so that's why I'm only using it at my top lash lines. 

For my bottom waterline, I used the Sephora Waterproof Eyeliner in the shade black lace matte.

I lined them singlehanded-ly.  That's how awesome I am haha!

And lastly for my eyes, the mascara from Cyber Colors.  I'm keeping this for too long now, I think I really should get a new one before busting my eyes with germs -.-

For the blush, I used the orange shade from Sleek Sugar Palette.

Just add slight touches, so I don't look so much dead.  

And for my lips, got this awesome drugstore brand, Wet n Wild in Cherry Bomb.

This color may substitute for an oxblood shade, but it's not really oxblood.  

Maybe if you could just mixed it with more black and red, I believe they would helped.

Getting sexayyy!

DONE!!!!!

Very proud of my nose ring although it's fake -.-

Hopefully you guys can see the color of my eyelids.  Maybe if you view this entry through you mobile phones, you're able to see it.

Sorry.

Very Floor Jansen.

Thanks for viewing!